“In your life you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some that you wish you never have to think about again. But you do.” – C.S. Lewis

Bronx– One of my best girlfriends. She lived in Youngstown and Hell’s Kitchen, which means she’s a badass.

Freight Train– My NFL player bestie that I met at the bar. He eats A LOT. It’s abnormal.

Macallan– We met at a local bar and became fast friends. He’s currently going through a divorce and likes to call me to ask divorce people questions.

Meatball– My favorite dago. We went to the same high school and somehow ended up being neighbors and friends. He can’t handle his alcohol.

Rita– That’s my mom. She’s way to fierce for a codename.

Roomie– We shared a moment at the bar watching a girl attempt to pee in a trash can and decided we should live together. She’s divorced and loves gin, we’re pretty much soul mates.

Terminator– He’s my college bestie and can accurately psychoanalyze me. He likes to do things like camp and become one with nature. I don’t get it, but I keep him around anyways.

Twin– The new roommate. We happen to be a lot alike, if we met the first year I was divorced I’d for sure be in a ditch somewhere. She’d be next to me so it’d be fine.

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