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That Time I Stole A Guy On A Date

In Dating, Relationships by Queenie0 Comments

here came a day when I realized I had a super power. It was exciting and terrifying and I had no idea what to do with it, but once I perfected it I figured it’d be pretty bad ass. What’s funny is every female possesses this same power, some of you just fear it and don’t use it- or even …

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5 Ways To Know A Guy REALLY Likes You

In Dating, Love, Relationships by Queenie0 Comments

As females we waste a ridiculous amount of time trying to decode the cryptic language of men. We spend hours over-analyzing texts and conversations wondering if we said or did something wrong. Instead of recognizing the obvious, we justify their words and actions because it’s easier to remain hopeful than it is to admit that the guy we like doesn’t …

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Love In The 21st Century

In Dating, Love, Relationships by Queenie0 Comments

I tried to make it a full 14 days on Tinder but deleted the app with 5 days to go. I can’t completely knock it, but it’s just not for me. The app was highly entertaining and addicting, I made a ton of observations and even got asked on a date. But first, let’s start with age ranges and what …

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Computer Love

In Dating, Divorced, Love, Relationships, Single by Queenie0 Comments

Social media does nothing but complicate the world of dating. Having been married and only using social media as a way to stay in touch with friends and family, I would have never dreamed this other side would have existed. But the day came when I changed my relationship status from married to single and social media turned into the …

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A Guy Strung Me Along

In Dating, Love, Relationships by Queenie0 Comments

When I was little my dad would make me get on the phone and help him sell fireworks, if I was successful he’d give me a percentage of the sale, although I don’t actually think he ever worked out the percentage because I always just got $5. He would tell me to get people to buy more than what they …

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The Real Rules of Dating

In Dating, Love, Relationships by Queenie1 Comment

When I was younger I used to stare in the mirror and wonder two things, who I would marry and when I would get boobs. I’m now 32 and still wondering the same two things. I can’t say I’m in any hurry to say “I do” again, turns out choosing a guy isn’t as easy as choosing a new Bombshell. …

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The Phases of Divorce, or Any Breakup

In Dating, Divorced, Love, Relationships by Queenie4 Comments

I was talking to a friend the other night, we’ll call him Macallan. (Guess where I met him? Yep, the bar!) He’s on the road to divorce and just like every other divorced person he asked me what he’s supposed to do next. Answering the “what’s next” question can be rather difficult and there’s no definitive answer because it’s going …

How I Met My Roommate

In Dating, Divorced, Friends, Life, Roommates by Queenie0 Comments

I have a good guy friend, we’ll call him Meatball. He’s a stereotypical dago and was best friends with my brother in high school. He actually talks about my brother a lot and every time he’s drunk he always makes it a point to tell me how large my brother’s penis is. I often question his sexuality and spend a …

The First Guy I Brought Home

In Dating, Divorced, Relationships, Single by Queenie0 Comments

Soon after I was divorced I wanted nothing more than to go out and meet guys. I had no idea how to maneuver the whole dating scene, but I figured the only way I’d learn was to jump right in and get started. So I hit the bars with some friends and I vowed to bring home a guy! I …